Mystery Assclown Friday

In order to further relieve me of any and all blogging responsibilities, I hereby introduce "Mystery Assclown Friday".
Commencing immediately, I will accept submissions via email to be posted anonymously on my blog every Friday.
Do you have something you want to post but don't want to sully your own blog? Then submit it as a Mystery Assclown. Have something too personal/gross/stupid/pornographic to post on your own blog? Then submit it as Mystery Assclown. All submissions will be posted.

Mystery Assclown Friday starts tomorrow so get your first submissions in via email ASAP.