Mystery Assclown Tuesday - Emptiness

Mystery Assclown Tuesday AND Scheherazade Project Entry

I 'as out at this here bar one time. It was karaoke night and I love me some karaoke. It was crowded and the only place to sit was two empty seats at the end of the bar way back in a corner. I sit me down and order me a long island ice tea, I love me some of that shit too and commensed drinkin it and listening to the singers. They had some good ones that night, and this one gal sounded just like Janis Joplin if you closed your eyes to listen. She sang Me and Bobbie McGee and while she was singin she swung her long hair and swayed with the music and it almost gave me a hard on right then and there, I swear. That gal could move. I thought to myself, "man I'd like to git me piece of that tail, I bet she's a wildcat in bed." Well, as luck would have it,when she was was done singin she came and sat down in the empty chair next to me. Her drink was almost empty and I offered to buy her anothern, she just turned and looked at me with those black eyes she had with not one iota of a smile touchin 'em and didn't say a word but when I ordered her a drink she drank it in nuthin flat so I rightquick ordered anothern. You see, I just had to dip my stick in that little thang and I figgered the more she had to drink the better my chances was. She never said a word to me but ever oncet in a while she'd turn them eyes my way and sorta stare almost like one ofthem there zombies in a scary movie. Her number was called to sing again after two, three of those drinks I's buyin her and you'da thought she was a differnt person up there. She sang another Joplin song, this time it was Mercedez Benz and lordie but she could belt it out all the while swayin and ashimmyin and I thought "Roy, ol boy, this is your lucky night." If she can move like that while singin just think how she gonna be in bed. Purty soon it was last call and when she got up to leave I stood too and put my arm around her and sorta guided her out to my car. She didn't put up no fight, never said boo, go to hell or nuthin so I went for it. She said not one word when we got back to my place, just followed me inside. Never said a word as I took her clothes off and laid her down neither. Now I been told I know how to please a gal but she just laid there a lookin up at me with those empty black eyes a hers and not movin nary a muscle. It was some kinda disappointin after the show she'd put on while a singin at the bar, let me tell you. I was about to stop and take her back to her car when I had me a idea. I said to her, "sing me a song, baby." And sing she did, this time it was Piece of My Heart. Lord amighty she commensed to buckin and a grindin underneath me and singin her fool head off and when she got to the part in the song that says, "Cum On, Cum On," I'm here to tell you folks, I did. I never seen hide nor hair of her again after I took her back to her car. But that there ended up bein some a the best sex I ever had, uh hummm yessireebob, sure was.