I should go get a shiatsu massager
that'll make me happy, right?
or those black Kenneth Coles
like Jeff was wearing the other day
Damn that espresso machine
it failed to fill a void in my soul
The flip-down tv for the kitchen?
it definitely impeded my chi
the black motorcycle jacket
looked better on the mannequin
why did I even buy it?
I sold my motorcycle last year
I have hope for the leather chairs
they really pull the room together
besides, I've been needing a place
to sit while I put my socks on
Poker tables are the big thing now
I should get one as soon as I can
then maybe the people I hate
will like me even better
