Sunday Night:
1 large veggie pizza with pineapple from Dominos - $13.59 plus tip
Time from initial call til knock on my door - 46 minutes
1 Asian or Hispanic masseuse under the age of 25 - $235.00 plus tip
Time from initial call til knock on my door - 41 minutes
Tuesday Night:
1 order of General Tsao's chicken & one egg roll - $9.88 plus tip
Time from initial call til knock on my door - 53 minutes
1 recently divorced redheaded ex-girlfriend - no charge
Time from initial call til knock on my door - 36 minutes
Wednesday Night
Half rack of St Louis ribs and 6 hot wings - $17.45 plus tip
Time from initial call til knock on my door - 64 minutes
One mid-40's stranger (self-described MILF) from Craigslist - 2 Bass Ales
Time from initial call til knock on my door - 53 minutes
Tonight
1 large Reuben with horseradish and coleslaw - $13.26 plus tip
Time from initial call til knock on my door - 26 minutes
2 female escorts, one older & one younger, both athletic - $775.00 plus tip
Time from initial call til knock on my door - 31 minutes & counting
